Table of Contents
Chapter 1: In which Maglibenot introduces us to his home, Palatiparvu, and his boss, the dictator thereof.
Chapter 1.1 (9.8.25): The responsibilities of the Tea Slave to the liberator of the nation.
Chapter 1.2 (9.12.25): Motorcade logistics and the young women of Monaco.
Chapter 1.3 (9.17.25): The coital activities of certain architectural phenomena.
Chapter 1.4 (9.22.25): The Fanta children.
Chapter 1.5 (9.27.25): Why safaris of the commoners are necessary.
Chapter 1.6 (10.2.25): The forgivable reality of dung buckets.
Chapter 1.7 (10.7.25): The apotheosis of the President, and therefore of the people.
Chapter 2: In which we journey back 2,000 years to begin our study of the link between the just-unjust murder of Julius Caesar and the founding of Palatiparvu
Chapter 2 Complete Text (10.12.25)
Chapter 3: In which fate forces the President into the unenviable position of having to spend time with his son and future daughter-in-law, Connecticut Courtney.
Chapter 3.1 (10.17.25): The beloved sons of the Nation’s Most Benevolent Executive
Chapter 3.2 (10.22.25): Effort is an ugly thing to have to look at
Chapter 3.3 (10.27.25): Happy times, happy love
Chapter 3.4 (11.1.25): A second bill
Chapter 3.5 (11.6.25): The Non-Smoothness of All Non-Rectifications
Chapter 4: In which we contemplate once more the astonishing talent of the Palatiparvanians who contributed to the National Mosaics
Chapter 4 Complete Text (11.11.25)
Chapter 5: In which we discover, among other things, the surprising relevance to the President’s psychology the life and doings of the Senior U.S. Senator from Nebraska
Chapter 5.1 (11.16.25): Because It’s True
Chapter 5.2 (11.22.25): Quite Likable
Chapter 5.3 (11.27.25): The prospect of a Stoneman Administration displeases Our National Hero
Chapter 5.4: (12.2.25): Consider the goat
Chapter 6: In which we get our first glimpse of Tiro, founder of Palatiparvu
Chapter 6 complete text (12.7.25)
Chapter 6: In which we are presented with a primer on the difficulties of growing up in hell
Chapter 7.1 (12.7.25): The truth of the Mosaics